The Lostalvania Menu

[liminal_space]

(Seija's playing restaurant...here's her menu, complete with prices. I typed it just like she dictated it. "Lostalvania" is her made up country. Lots of crazy stuff goes on there.)

Entrees

Kapuh Burger - lots of good stuff on toasted buiscit $16

Romantic Date Dinner - yuma salad, any soup you want, steak and potatoes if you want them $0.70

Chicken and Dumplings - This is broth with gnocchi in it. Basically it's called chinka. $100

Eggie Toast - eggs with toast and ham. It's delectable! $506

Mushrooms - sautéed in cinnamon and butter. Bring your pet in for some. $105

Desserts

Hot Fudge Cake - cake, hot fudge, with ice cream. Served with 16 or 7 cherries. A very rare type of dessert. $700

Molten lava Cake - chocolate cake with fudge all over to make it darker. Raspberry juice on the bottom. $16

Pea Lime Pie - Rarest kind of dessert ever that we have. Contains lime, strawberries, pumpkin pie underneath. The frosting is on top. $216

White Chocolate Bars - placed on top of cake. It's like Antarctica cake. $1800

Kids

Picka cheeseburger - comes with Lostalvania jewel toys, french fries, and lots of fruits $1600

Candy bars - $300

Drinks

Orange juice $5

Lostalvania Jewel tea $1600

Lime Coffee $6

Plain old coffee $o.02

Comments

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

What's the exchange rate with the Lostalvania $?
I hope it's pretty good, or I wouldn't be able to have anything except romantic date dinners. That's find if I'm traveling there with my wife, but not so good on business trips...

[liminal-space.livejournal.com]

I'm still not clear on the exchange rate, but do know this: sometimes it works for you, sometimes it doesn't.

And a cuppa joe is always reasonable at her place...unless it's lime coffee.

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

Ah well, the tragedy is I'm not a coffee drinker...

[sunshine-two.livejournal.com]

love the 'pea lime pie' :)

[dreamweaver523.livejournal.com]

most excellent!

[ar-wahan.livejournal.com]

I need to bring my cats in for those mushrooms.

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

i would absolutely try the lime coffee!

[ghost-light.livejournal.com]

That is awesome!

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna have to fly there just to squoosh her face.

But the kids meal pricing sounds like she's been to a Disney park :-P

[moonwalker.livejournal.com]

*squealing with tears in my eyes* I'll take the Romantic Date Dinner, thank god that's all I can afford.